WHAT MAN AND WOMEN HAVE ???

MONEY
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.


BATHROOM
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.


ARGUMENTS
Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.


CATS
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.


FUTURE
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.
A successful woman is one who can find that a man.